11 June, 2007

PCK PUNYA LAWAK (18 SX)

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn . You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!



38 comments:

Purpleheart said...

Salam,

Jawapan yang bersahaja tapi sungguh bermakna.. pandai sungguh pakcik pck bagi jawapan. Bijak, bijak..

pB said...

Salam Kembali

Memang, sempoi je kan..

Bila fikir balik, memang siut jer jawapan tu ...

brainless said...

Aiya...use ur brain use ur brainnn....looooo...
I like PCK sitcom, some people say
best in S'pore & JB, some say Batam, dont play play ah..!

pB said...

BRAINLESS
pB pun suker gak..
Tapi sekarang dah kurang tengok sebab asyik clash dengan CSI jer ..

Jie said...

hehehe.... mmg kelakar jwp dia.

Ehhh! Don't play play ah!

pB said...

KAK JIE
Sempoi ....

Tapi

Mendalam

Alex Lacey said...

buleh copy tuh ehhehe

pB said...

KAK WEAR

Sle'kea....

pB pun kopi , past jugok nie...

boh hok ata ....

happyirfa said...

KAKPB..
dapat doh e-mail ni.pahtu gelak sorang sbb kelakar giler phua chu kang ni.

kakLuna said...

aha..dah penah baca dah soal jwb nih..

tp ada satu soklan lagi,agak2 leh jwb tak dek PCK

why would some husband/wife want to have sex with other, instead of their own spouse?

korek dgn jari yg sama/ atau hidung yg sama tak best ker..hehe

pB said...

IRFA
Untuk bacaan ringan ringan aja ...

KAK LUNA
Cayalah ....

Tak samalah kot...

Kalau dpt lubang hidung yang sempit, syok sikit kot ..

Kah kah kah

Mummy Rizq said...

hee.. hee.. bravo PCK!

pB said...

M.R
Pandai

Pandai

Helena said...

PCK ni memang ori la.... haha!

AZWA said...

PB,

w/p dah berulang kali baca kisah PCK nie masih tetap tak tertahan gelak muahahaha...

pB said...

HALENA
Tak der yang boleh tiru bila tang dia sebut

Don't prlay prlay ...

AZWA
Memang pun ..

Mcm tengok citer P.Lamlee
walau dah tahu apa yang dia nak kata, tapi tetap dok gelak

13may said...

hehhehehehe

pB said...

13 MAY
Wah..orang bujang , ketawa sakan kamu ....

Faham ker??

Pa'chik said...

hok asal ado lagi tigo.. buke hok pck la...

pB said...

PO'CHIK
????

???????

ADIEJIN said...

Guano gak ni ? Hari isnis buak cerito lucoh lah pulok. Malae karae Jin keno korek hidung lah.

pB said...

ABE ADIE
pB tak dok idea lah...

Cetak terus dari email..

Dok pening nok beli gapo dio ko aBear pun so hal..

14hb ni harijadi dio ....

kasutVincci said...

dah lama kv tak tgk PCK. Hiks. Used your bainnnnnnnn...hahaha

zino said...

don't play play...

pB said...

KV
Ni mesti kih , tengok CSI kat channel 17 ...

BRO Z
Jangan main main ...

ontahsapo said...

huk aloh...!!!

khairyn said...

adeh la

korek idung? hmmm tak leh buat selalu, sebab? hahahaha.

pB said...

ONTAHSAPO
Hok aloh larrr ....

KHAIRYN
Hi hi

Kenapa , tak leh selalu??

♥fizzy♥ said...

Kehkehkeh..
Pikir² logic dok alase hok PCK buwi..
Keno jah..

Oppppss..oghe buje tokleh nyapuk eh?
Hehehehee

pB said...

FIZZY
Orghe Bujae buleh baco sahajo ....

ADIEJIN said...

dik, hari jadi abear awok, bawok gi karaoke..sure dio suko... ajok kami kami nih getek deh.

Titicaca said...

analogy yg menjadi..hehehe..

minnie said...

Salam,

Hm.. kelakar dan bermakna... Pandai uncle membahasakan anak buahnya.. Bukan senang nak jawab soalan dari budak-budak ni kan... Salah jawab, lain di buatnya karang...

nurazzah8 said...

PCK!...my favourite....waaaa tapi skrg selalu miss, sbb TV selalu kena control dik anak bujang tgk bola aje memanjang kat ASTRO!!!

pB said...

ABE DJIN
Che aBear pB tok rajin nyanyi ...
Lagu mano nok ajok g KaraOke ...??

TITICACA
Simple tapi bernas dan masuk akal

MINNIE
Budak budak sekarang akal mereka panjang...
Nak jawab soalan memang kena hati hati.
Kalau tidak, makan diri

KAK AZZAH
pB pun suker kat PCK. Mula mula tengok, memang ingat dia tu cina. Rupa rupanya SINGH.
pB tertipuuuuu

is150 said...

hahahaha... lawak-lawak... berseri sikit otak aku pagi nih...

pB said...

IS
Pagi pagi kena ceria, baru ada semangat nak kerja ...

ILynn said...

waaaaahhhhh
klakar2
betul2

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